Several of you have made requests for this – Sidney Crosby, Jordan Staal, Max Talbot, and Paul Martin of the Pittsburgh Penguins were in Cannes the other day at a party for the short film Trophy Wife starring Jamie Lynn Sigler. Random, right?

Conference Finals or the Croisette?

I guess partying on a yacht takes the sting away. And it was a sh-tty second half of the season for the Penguins anyway as their captain was sidelined from the beginning of January with a concussion and still hasn’t been cleared, no skating or exercise.

He is the star of the National Hockey League. It’s in EVERYONE’s best interest to have him back. It’s scary as all f-ck to think that … something might be very, very seriously wrong. If relaxing with some celebrities in the South of France helps that along? I’m all over it. Only, please, let’s find him some bigger stars, can we? Bigger than Jamie Lynn Sigler?

F-ck Jordan is cute. Someone needs to set up a Jordan Staal/Ryan Gosling photo. If it happens it’ll be my wallpaper on every device I own.

Photos from Michael Buckner/