Worst Dressed: Sienna Miller

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2006 12:00:00 May 1, 2006 12:00:00
I admire the effort. Clearly she wanted to do something different. So half a point for not playing it safe. Major deductions however for going completely off the deep end. Poor Sienna needs to accept that there is only one true Moss. And since Kate isn"t going anywhere any time soon, her coveted spot on the cutting edge of fashion is not vacant. But still…even if there was a chance - dressing up like a Trojan horse hooker isn"t going to help the cause. Seeing her tonight almost made me sad. So desperate in her attempt to be "it", so dirty, so skanky, so bronzed, so greasy, and - horror of all horrors - is it just me or does this golden nightmare actually make her look - gasp - wide??? And therein lies the calamity. Why get all junkie skinny only to throw it away on a freaky tunic that gives you hips? Oh Sienna - Kate would never stumble so spectacularly. Give it up, honey. It"s never going to happen…

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