Went to see a physiotherapist yesterday for the first time ever after my mother dragged me to some kung fu crazy lady in Hong Kong who monkey jumped on my back and f&ckin’ shiatsu-ed the sh*t out of it. This is apparently the Hello Kitty version of a massage. Been plagued with killer headaches and shoulder/neck pain ever since.

The physio assessed that in addition to the kung fu injuries I’ve sustained, I also have posture issues and stick my chin out too far.

Made me realise that women everywhere may be suffering unnecessary aches due to double chin avoidance. You know what I mean. You know you do it too. On television, for photos, for fear of the dreaded bad picture, the neck is elongated and the chin comes out.

Sienna Miller is the most obvious perpetrator of this pose.

Here’s SiSi at a Pepe Jeans event yesterday with her turtle head looking gorgeous. Gorgeous! So much better with her hair grown out. Or weaved out. Whatever.

And whatever Rhys Ifans is doing to her must be working. She hasn’t glowed like this since the early days of loving Jude Law with whom she had a pretty-off every time they went out. At least with Rhys there’s a clear winner.

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