If you’ve been reading my column a while you know I hate this colour. Baby blue. Insipid is the word I’d use to describe it. To me, if you have to wear baby blue, the outfit has to have some edge, to balance out its blandness.

This… is not what I had in mind. A ruffled dress that looks cheap and clubby on a Saturday night. In that sense, I guess it really is the perfect combination.