I don’t usually get excited about celebrity pregnancies. Or any pregnancies. Unless of course it’s growing inside Angelina Jolie. But for some reason, I am really, really excited about Sienna Miller. Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge are expecting.

Like, Sienna Miller is about to become a mother.


Us Weekly reports exclusively - that’s 3 major scoops for Us Weekly this week (Timberlake, Barrymore, and Miller), PEOPLE Magazine must be pissed - that Sienna and Tom announced the news to friends and family in London and then spent the holiday in Paris. Photos are attached. There will be no shotgun wedding.

Whatever. I just want to see how she wears it. And then...

Can you picture Sienna Miller pushing a stroller?


Because... I can’t.

I can only picture Sienna one way: with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth, calling attention to herself any way possible, even at a Burger King in an airport food court, cursing on her cell phone because we should all be so lucky to hear her conversation.

Pushing a stroller...?

Oh my God I love this too much.

A baby just extended this relationship. Because otherwise she would have been out of that by next summer.