June 3, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2011 06:42:03 June 3, 2011 06:42:03

Marisela! Happy 25th Birthday. And do NOT make me have to come there and sit you DOWN for complaining over the “pain” of 25. Child, do you know what you are saying??? One day soon you’ll get to New York. Besides, New York will be more fun when you can afford it. Timothy Olyphant? Coming right up. Here he is, SO HOT, at the Peabody Awards last week. Enjoy. PS. Look, Jeter keeps his sh-t pretty tight. I’m trying, I promise. But he and Minka seem pretty steady, no drama. Sorry.

Birthday wishes to Mocha Lite from Miss Asstastic!

And for Courtney M from Rose S who wants to thank you for letting her crash at your place this weekend and going with her to watch the Spanish National Team although, um, I’m not sure how this is a favour since... have you SEEN the Spanish National Team??? Are you telling me Xabi Alonso wouldn’t do it for you? Giving up real estate however, you’re a true friend. So I’ve been asked to post some Tim Roth and Alan Rickman photos for you. Done! Enjoy! The photos AND the Spanish.

Photos from Dario Cantatore/Jason Merritt/Christopher Polk/Jason Kempin/Andy Kropa/Gettyimages.com

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