September 8, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2010 06:18:08 September 8, 2010 06:18:08

To Jill, a Sheep suffering the Tiger’s aggression, with a horrid cold and an upcoming MCAT and needs some James Franco love. You’re right, I have gone off him lately as a result of the unbearable pretentious douchiness. But he is getting amazing, amazing reviews from 127 Hours, the kind of reviews that have people talking Oscar nomination early in the game. Jesus. Can you imagine? What that will do to his already over-arty ego? Maybe it means he’ll masturbate even more.

Happy 25th to my geeg” from Lisa and getting deeper into your 20s is hardly the sh-ttiest thing ever – child, are you serious??!! Am very, very honoured you’ve been reading my blog so long especially since you’re hardly an old hag like me, and would like to toast you, belatedly, with BSB and NKOTB.

And for Tamara on your 35th from Sabrina who can’t wait to see you in October – have a great time in San Jose. Happy Birthday!

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