August 13, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 07:18:17 August 13, 2010 07:18:17

To Melanie from Elizabeth: Happy Dirty Thirty boo! We may not be where we thought we’d be at 30, but at least “we made it”, right? Love you SOOOOO much and can’t wait to celebrate with you! (I’ve been asked to include some “Basketball Diaries-era Leo and extra pretty Pattinson” – enjoy!)

And for Kristen in NJ who believes her sh-tty year may be the result of an Ebola infection gifted to her by her aunt who gave her an Ebola fragrance which she’s been wearing occasionally… I’m telling you, that sh-t does not f-ck around. Yes, throw it away. Immediately. Don’t let it sit in the garbage for days before you dispose it either. You may have to wait a while for the virus to pass completely because it clings and lingers and tries to destroy but it sounds like you were only mildly exposed to it. Be vigilant from now on, and never again underestimate its disease. Keep me posted? Things will look up soon. Promise.

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