December 17, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2010 07:28:00 December 17, 2010 07:28:00

Rebekah! Happy Birthday! It’s a tradition, yes. But I also feel like it’s our anniversary. THANK YOU for reading my smut for so long. And hooker, when you bring up Nurse Jackie and Arcade Fire, I’ll grant any request. Unfortunately, I swear, I don’t yet have video of me singing karaoke. As soon as this happens, I promise you, no matter how bad I am, I will post it. You’ve my word. However, I will tell you my go-to songs. Complicated by Avril Lavigne and Take a Bow by Rihanna. And I get really, really into it too. Don’t judge! Have a great, great, great time this weekend. Big hug!

To Farah who is out of school for holidays but still has to pay her phone bill – sigh, oh the joys of being young. I had to laugh at your request for Ryan Kwanten, Taylor Lautner, Nick Jonas, and Steven R McQueen though. Because at the end of that, I was like – what does that child know of Steve McQueen? Then I realised there’s an actual young Steven R McQueen. Anyway, please find all your boys attached, and for your sister Aya, Robert Pattinson and Alex Skarsgard too.

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