April 20, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 07:08:22 April 20, 2011 07:08:22

Karen in Georgetown, ON! Happy Birthday from Lizanne who says she knows things have been sh-tty but she also knows you’re tough enough to get through it, and thrive later. Lizanne has requested for you some vampire action. Alexander Skarsgard (at Coachella with Kate Bosworth – sorry! those are the most recent!) and Robert Pattinson are attached.

Happy 25th Birthday Nat! Emma says you’re an inspiration to her – your perseverance, resilience, and your positive attitude through your challenges. Which is why she wanted you to have some Ryan Gosling. Um, I think I’ll just attach the Crazy Stupid Love trailer again. That work for you?

Carla! Happy 29th Birthday! Enjoy your “dumb filler year” and I’m sorry about Springsteen and Idol. Quick and painless, hoping it’s quick and painless. Here he is last month at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

And for Jacquie S from Lianne B who says you’re hoping for some “Sunshine” of your own like Shakira: when you find it, like hidden somewhere in a golden cave, make sure you share the knowledge…just so I can live vicariously…

Photos from Wenn.com

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