September 20, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2010 06:15:49 September 20, 2010 06:15:49

Estella! We’ve been together a long, long, LONG ass time. Happy 32nd Birthday. I’m happy that you’ve never been happier. I’m happy about the engagement, the little girl, and...What? DID I JUST READ? February??? Holy f-ck, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! Am thrilled for you so hard. And Marcus would be thrilled for you too if not for his attitude problem. Here’s just one of the glamour shots taken at his nanny’s during the photoshoot for his nanny’s website. Sending you a hug. And so many best wishes. PS. Don’t leave me when you’re too busy breastfeeding and raising children and all that nonsense.

To Mary from Neasa – don’t worry, a job will happen, and you’ll be a great teacher. And Brosso says “hey babe”. Also for Neasa – the article you were looking for is here and my boots are Fiorentini & Baker and I believe they’re still available. Good luck!

Happy Birthday Tash with love from Nora who was supposed to pour wine down your throat all weekend – did it work? Wishing you a better week than last and a better year ahead!

And finally, I’m sorry Robyn that this was missed – HAPPY Belated BIRTHDAY and it’s not because you asked for Tom Cruise. I will deliver on the Tom Cruise because it’s been a while since I posted my favourite photo of him anyway. Also attaching Wentworth Miller promoting Resident Evil. He got kinda fat for a while and is trying to matter again now. As for George Michael, how badly do I want to see the unedited tapes of him from prison? So bad. Hope your 5k run on Saturday to raise money for Special Olympics was amazing. And I hope you can forgive me for being such a sloppy asshole. But it’s kinda fun again to celebrate YOU, right?

Photos from Kiyoshi Ota/

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