February 25, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2011 07:29:59 February 25, 2011 07:29:59

Munmun! Or do you prefer Michelle? Mel is SO excited to see you in HK and watching the Oscars together! Oh but you two are cute together!

Happy Birthday Erica in Melbourne! Sobbing over Harry Potter is like a rite of passage. We’re together in this. As for staying limber – you need to get over the hate of swimming because I can tell you, there’s NOTHING that gets my arms in summer shape like swimming. Come on. Start at once a week for half an hour. On Mondays. In March. That’s when I’m adding it back to my system. Deal?

! Happy Belated 40th Birthday with love from Jaime who requested for you some Chris Martin. Enjoy!

Happy Birthday Reena G. I love you baby!...and always remember...if you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you. You’re the bestest! Love S.S

To Mary M – Happy Oscar Birthday! That’s really the best gift you know. That your husband is “keeping the kids quiet and doing chores”. Please. It’ll be a four hour telecast and including the red carpet that’s a total of 6. Best half a day I can think of for a Sunday!

Happy Birthday Kelly in Regina! Holly is sorry she can’t be there to drink silver bullets and jagger bombs with you. But she asked me to post some Jay-Z and Eminem and Taylor Kitsch for you. Done!

And for Chris R in Chicago – we’ve been together a long, LONG time haven’t we? Happy Birthday on Sunday. The Oscars. And so we’ll be doing the same thing that day, won’t we? Judging people! 44 is a good number. It amounts to 8 which is a great number. And you’re right – with health, husband, and a job, it’s more than ok. Have a great weekend and an even better year. Big hug.

Photos from Wenn.com and Bauergriffinonline.com

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