May 31, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 07:01:49 May 31, 2010 07:01:49

Happy belated Birthday Melanie! Lilo and Ralph Macchio...what? At Karen’s request, here he is, just last month, at one of those “conventions” for bygone movie stars. Am wondering if this is what James Franco will look like in 15 years.

Happy 30th Birthday Lori from your sister Lisa who wants me to remind you that 30 is not a death sentence. It really isn’t. Take it from me. There are no children and one pieces are reserved for laps at the pool. On the beach, definitely a bikini. And I have you by 7 years. Here’s some Meryl Streep at commencement at Barnard recently. Are you telling me a 25 year old could match this? Please.

And Congratulations Jen who is expecting little Lucy in late June – enjoy your last day at school where you have done wonderful work and will be missed.

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