That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.


When doves cry

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Michelle Monaghan looks great in double denim. I look like a farmer, and not the hipster-chic kind.


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Reese Witherspoon’s commitment to looking like an editorial spread from a 1953 edition of Good Housekeeping just won’t quit.


Last minute gifts complete! Have y'all finished your Christmas shopping yet? ğŸŽğŸŽ„ğŸŒŸ There's still time @draperjames!

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Any alternative would be welcome.

Kelly Osbourne cleans Kelly Cutrone’s overflowing toilet (NSFW language). That is a good friend. I’d have trouble doing this at my own house. Definitely couldn’t do it in an office with multiple users.

Chrissy Teigen has a “Bill Murray appears out of nowhere” story.

Is Vanilla Ice retro enough to be a kitsch celebrity side kick?


With @vanillaiceofficial and dumb shit @realnickswardson backstage Orlando show. Great crowds in florida.

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This week I’ve had cast reunion photos from October Road and The Mysteries of Laura. Thank you for indulging me. Here’s one you guys really want: Law & Order: SVU.


Friends at Xmas.

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