Smutty Social Media, Friday July 24, 2015

Beyonce wishes Michelle Williams a happy birthday – do you think Beyonce is a good gift giver? Or does she give you coupons for 22 Days Nutrition?

 

Happy birthday my belle!! @realmichellew

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Jul 23, 2015 at 2:05pm PDT

I rarely envy celebrity vacations but I bet Brit does Hawaii right. Lots of pool time, excessively fruity drinks and breakfast buffets.

 

Aloha! 🌴🌺☀️

A photo posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on

Jul 23, 2015 at 12:45pm PDT

Tom Cruise is wearing his big boy tuxedo.

 

Tom Cruise wore a ‪#‎GiorgioArmani Made to Measure tuxedo to last night's world premiere of ‘Mission Impossible – Rogue Nation’ in Vienna.

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Jul 24, 2015 at 6:23am PDT

The Hugh Jackman School of acting.

 

Look, here's the thing I wanna say ...... #crybaby

A video posted by Hugh Jackman (@thehughjackman) on

Jul 24, 2015 at 5:14am PDT

This Bradley Cooper ad is so bad. Like All About Steve bad.

 

#utterlyirresistible #bradleycooper #africa 🍧

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Jul 24, 2015 at 9:19am PDT

I didn’t even need to read the caption to know this is Roberto Cavalli. Can’t Leo get his girlfriend some nicer options? This isn’t even a matter of opinion, it’s an ugly dress.

 

🍇 @roberto_cavalli

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Jul 23, 2015 at 4:32pm PDT

I think celebrities are running out of perfume ideas. This looks extremely budget.

 

Had a ✨magical time✨ launching MAD POTION at the Magic Castle yesterday! Thank you KC's for all your rad support for our Twitter store @katyperrypopup You can still purchase it from the pop up and follow it for updates on where you can find it in stores! S/O to one of my favorite lines @officiallibertine for my dress! 💜

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Jul 23, 2015 at 11:18am PDT

If you need to know where to get the best cold-brewed coffee in the Hamptons, Jessica Seinfeld is your girl.

 

This cold brew coffee is next level in mood enhancement. What are you people at Red Thread Good slipping in here? I've never been happier. It's weird. I get these at Provisions's in Sag Harbor, NY. Any additional info is likely available on Google. #NOTANAdvertisement.

A photo posted by Jessica Seinfeld (@jessseinfeld) on

Jul 23, 2015 at 10:48am PDT

I work from home, but I love hearing about passive aggressive office memos and CC all emails about stolen lunches and cleaning the microwave. This is in that vein, but an apartment building. I just can’t imagine why anyone would throw dumplings out a window.

 

@luckypeach

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Jul 24, 2015 at 7:19am PDT

Joanna reviewed Paper Towns today and this guy does look like a potato head!

 

Introducing mr potato head @natandalex @papertownsmovie 😘😘😘

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Jul 23, 2015 at 11:16pm PDT