Smutty Social Media Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Channing Tatum wearing a bowler hat and cuddling a puppy for Vanity Fair.

 

 

Happy #NationalPuppyDay! Channing Tatum Day is next month. 📷 by @bruce_weber (who else?)

A photo posted by Vanity Fair (@vanityfair) on

Mar 23, 2015 at 12:34pm PDT

 

I’m posting this photo of Diddy because you don’t know how painful it is to follow his Instagram – it’s all blurry videos and ridiculous quotes. I do it so you don’t have to! (But if we are comparing JLO’s exes, he’s still better than Slum Bear.)

 

 

#lostFiles

A photo posted by Sean Diddy Combs (@iamdiddy) on

Mar 24, 2015 at 3:09am PDT

 

Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade make a very hot couple. It takes a big woman to get over a “break baby.”

 

 

He cleans up nice too... my #MCM ... that beard tho... its growin on me ♡♡♡

A photo posted by Gabrielle Union (@gabunion) on

Mar 23, 2015 at 7:05pm PDT

 

Busy Philipps wrote a long caption and basically mommyjacked National Puppy Day with a photo of her kid.

 

 

I don't have a puppy. I have a baby. Who is like a puppy in many ways. Except that she talks to me. As this pic was being taken she kept yelling "I'M FIME!!!" Which is her way of telling me she doesn't need my help. Which I get. But also, sometimes a mom's job is to be there even when you don't think you need her because SOMETIMES, you're not "FIME" on your own.(like when you're climbing a tree branch on the beach) Anyway, happy national puppy day.

A photo posted by Busy Philipps (@busyphilipps) on

Mar 23, 2015 at 7:07pm PDT

 

Why is this photo of Jessica Simpson and her husband squatting in the background so awkward?

 

 

-brary time ... Respect your elders babies and keep on napping... Plea💤💤💤💤

A photo posted by Jessica Simpson (@jessicasimpson) on

Mar 23, 2015 at 4:26pm PDT

 

Alec Baldwin’s moment of Zen.

 

 

...and we think that's pretty great... 🎂

A photo posted by Hilaria Thomas Baldwin (@hilariabaldwin) on

Mar 23, 2015 at 12:08pm PDT

 

I don’t think the Cindy Crawford Barbie doll is all that accurate. The hair is off, I think. Or is it the eyes? She’s so much prettier than this.

 

 

Thanks @mattel for my very own @robertocavalli wearing Cindy doll! I was obsessed with my #BarbieDolls growing up! What do you all think?

A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) on

Mar 23, 2015 at 2:06pm PDT

 

A few more photos of the new Brat Pack. I’m way more into this than Lainey is, although I do think they need better female representation. Like, maybe an actual actress?

 

 

Exclusive! The newest addition to @mariotestino's #TowelSeries is none other than @justinbieber. See the pop star in a #ShapeIssue photo shoot with @kendalljenner, @gigihadid, and more on Vogue.com.

A photo posted by Vogue (@voguemagazine) on

Mar 23, 2015 at 10:59am PDT

 

@GIGIHADID @KENDALLJENNER AND @ANSELELGORT FOR @VOGUEMAGAZINE APRIL ISSUE. #ShapeIssue #CamillaNickerson @JamesPecis @hannah_murray1

A photo posted by MARIO TESTINO (@mariotestino) on

Mar 24, 2015 at 8:55am PDT

 

Eye roll of the day: an instagram of a Polaroid of James Franco and Lana del Rey. Why are these two not dating?

 

 

Old Summer Days with @lanadelrey

A photo posted by James Franco (@jamesfrancotv) on

Mar 23, 2015 at 11:03am PDT