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Celebrity plastic surgery, liposuction, and other cosmetic procedures.

Carpets & Candids: Janet’s Cannes side-breast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 13:14:52 May 25, 2012 13:14:52
Wenn, Fame/Flynet

That’s a really good argument for why to get your tits done: so that they can stand up in a dress without a bra. And I’m not kidding. There are so many amazing dresses that only work without a bra. And those of us who are not flat-chested (my dream chest) can’t do it. Unless of course you get them fixed so that they just stand straight up without assistance. Full Article

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Sasha Answers: BF wants to buy me plastic surgery?

Sasha Posted by Sasha at March 12, 2012 19:24:00 March 12, 2012 19:24:00

Hey Sasha, I've been dating my boyfriend for about four years. He's very caring, protective, not sleazy and very trustworthy. He's like a 'man's man' type of guy who wears very plain t-shirts and jeans and won't even try on a scarf (boring). Let me explain why I'm telling you all these... He told me he's got filler done on his face for nasolabial folds once, before we started going out, which is fine with me. Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Um...look at Wonder Woman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 14:06:23 November 9, 2011 14:06:23
Jen Lowery/Splash, Jordan Strauss/Getty

Lynda Carter showed up at a video game launch last night in Hollywood. Apparently she’s, like, big in video games now because she voices some really popular ones (please don’t ask me to become an expert on this) and she’s married to a dude who runs a huge video game company. Anyway, whatever...Look at her. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Olivia Newton John Rome Film Festival

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2011 13:24:10 October 31, 2011 13:24:10
Ian Wilson /WENN

I’m a little bit confused about why Olivia Newton John had to carry that huge bag with her while posing at the photo call for A Few Best Men at the Rome Film Festival the other day. Quite like the Diane Keaton—ness of the outfit but the there should be a handler nearby who can hold on to the bag, you know? Then I stopped caring about the bag. Full Article

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