Sasha message me this morning:

“Haven’t seen all the pics yet of Costume Gala. Like I’m dying to sit at my desk and spend hours. But have you seen Solange??? F-ck me YES!”

My response: “I’m so over peplum.”

Sasha: “Me too! But come on. She looks hottttt.”

Me: “I LOVE her hair. I’m giving her best hair.”

Sasha: “Fair. I need to look at more pics. Can’t wait!”

Jacek actually had the dumbassness to say to me last night that the Met Gala isn’t that big of a deal.

Anyway, I am over peplum. And I do love Solange Knowles’s hair. Nobody noticed, obviously, because her sister showed up dragging a mega train but on a night of updos and loose buns, this to me was the most fun. I dream about being able to wear an afro. All the time. My hair is stick straight and flat to the head. Is it because we always want our opposite?