Two songs, two outfits, and of course a change of clothes for the carpet – it’s not about the music, but it’s all about the Spice. So f*ck the British critics this morning who are calling it a disappointment. Since when were vocals part of the comeback criteria?

Feast your eyes rather on the military themed ensembles for Stop and the custom Cavallis for Headlines (Friendship Never Ends), their new bland song that requires only posing and puckering, and also note what the girls chose for the press line before beginning the show.

But check out Geri Ginger… the gap is closing. Not much difference between her and Victoria anymore, is there? Still, word it they are getting along famously so far. And closer than ever. And when they completed their first number and closed in for a group hug, am told it really was the cutest thing.

As for Victoria – as always, the bitch kills. On the carpet, everyone else was excited and giddy. And still she can’t crack a smile. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it?

I love.

I love her forever!

Spice Girls forever!

Viva Forever!

PS. Where was Katie Holmes??? Mrs Cruise did not show to support her friend’s big comeback? Does Xenu hate lingerie?

Daily Mail