Spice Moms

In a few months, all five Spices will be moms, as the one lone abstainer has succumbed to the epidemic: Sporty Spice is pregnant. She announced it on her site today.

Mel C says the father is her boyfriend of six years Thomas Starr.

All together now:

But I thought she was the gay one???

Gay, not gay, don’t care.

The relentless onslaught of babies is more my concern. Can we go through a week without someone’s uterus making an announcement?

Who will be pregnant next week?

Safe money says Eva Longoria. I like long shots. I’ll say Jennifer Love Hewitt. She needs the press.

Everything is more tolerable when you gamble about it, non?