In a few months, all five Spices will be moms, as the one lone abstainer has succumbed to the epidemic: Sporty Spice is pregnant. She announced it on her site today.
Mel C says the father is her boyfriend of six years Thomas Starr.
All together now:
But I thought she was the gay one???
Gay, not gay, don’t care.
The relentless onslaught of babies is more my concern. Can we go through a week without someone’s uterus making an announcement?
Who will be pregnant next week?
Safe money says Eva Longoria. I like long shots. I’ll say Jennifer Love Hewitt. She needs the press.
Everything is more tolerable when you gamble about it, non?