GG Worst Hair & Forever $400: Stacy Keibler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 19:51:21 January 16, 2012 19:51:21

Nothing says small town to me more than poor hairstyling, where the ΓÇ£rulesΓÇ¥ of fashion and appearance have never been updated, one of which dictates that fancy parties require curls or updos. Making it exciting is taking it only half way up. This is what Stacy Keibler gave us last night. And just as we were starting to make progress - see here last week at the CriticsΓÇÖ Choice Awards.

Keibler is wearing red Valentino. At CriticsΓÇÖ Choice it was Armani. At the Palm Springs Film Festival it was Alexander McQueen. She has access now to some serious, serious selection. And still, have you noticed? Despite the fact that on paper, with that body and those legs, and sheΓÇÖs so tall, somehow Stacy Keibler always, no matter what sheΓÇÖs wearing, always looks like it cost her $400.

Sure. $400 is a lot of money for us. ItΓÇÖs a splurge at BCBG, totally. But you donΓÇÖt go to the Globes with George Clooney in a $400 dress. Some of those gowns last night were upwards of $10K, and much more. Hers wasnΓÇÖt cheap either.

And still...

I donΓÇÖt know if itΓÇÖs a good thing or a bad thing but Stacy Keibler, she makes it all look so...affordable.

By design?

WeΓÇÖve already discussed, at length, the George Clooney selection criteria. It took him several attempts to get it just right. After Sarah Larson, after Elisabetta Canalis... and now Stacy seems to be working well. With Stacy we are on a roll. With Stacy he is winning almost everything.

Oh, right.

About that.

Winning.

Did you see her tweet after the show?

YAY BABE! From my #Ravens this morning to #mylove tonight, what a day!!! #WINNING


ItΓÇÖs ΓÇ£My loveΓÇ¥ now, is it?

Someone is awfully confident.

PS. When did Brad Pitt become George ClooneyΓÇÖs favourite charity? George Clooney canΓÇÖt open his mouth without namechecking Brad Pitt. ItΓÇÖs ...almost smart, in a way. Like - man, donΓÇÖt give it me, guys, because Brad Pitt he just wants it so bad, will you throw my bro some love? These two, they donΓÇÖt mess around. When they compete, they go HARD.

Photos:
Wenn, Frazer Harrison/Jason Merritt/Getty

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