Summoned by Her Madgesty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 06:48:25 October 14, 2008 06:48:25

It was a star studded carpet last night for Filth & Wisdom as all tried to gain Her Madgesty’s favour. Including Lindsay Lohan. Especially Lindsay Lohan. That’s coming up. Also Chace Crawford and the panty exploding piece of shamef&cking hotness known as Chuck Bass. Later.

For now…others paying their respects at court:

The beautiful Brooke Shields who, at 2 years older, still looks 10 years YOUNGER than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman.

Speaking of Botox, Jason Lewis wore remarkably fewer lines on this face last night than we’ve seen of late, particularly in the Sex & the City movie. It’s subtle…very nice. Perhaps a recommendation from Madonna herself?

As always… America Ferrera.

And her co-star Vanessa Williams in risky black sateen. My friend Michelle says on camera it makes skinny people appear not so skinny.

Which brings us to the Alba Demon with her hair plastered too close to her head who worked so hard to get skinny again but probably still isn’t skinny enough, accounting for that scowl on her face but oh wait…that’s just her face though you can’t deny, there’s probably an extra 10 pounds she thinks she could totally do without, non?

And from thin to full, Naomi Watts in full bloom with Liev Schreiber, in purple, also sateen, but when you’re bursting with baby, does it really matter? She really is so lovely when she’s pregnant.

And finally…

The amazingly crazy Juliette Lewis. I don’t doubt why Brad dated her. Sex with Juliette looks like funky fun.

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