My brilliant friend Dean just sent this out a few minutes ago – as they’re wont to do with everything these days, Strawberry Shortcake has received a modern makeover. Dean’s accompanying words were:

Strawberry Shortcake is back, new tv show and movie, and EATING DISORDER?

Seriously… I hate her. She looks like a Disney mermaid/aspiring stripper. And why’d they have to mess with the brown shoes? The brown shoes were the best!


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