To welcome the Beckhams to America, the GMD and his Robobride, along with Will and Jada Smith, threw a huge bash. And Tom and Katie decided to get down on the dance floor.

Rare is it to see a homo not only dress badly but also groove badly. But in the GMD’s case, his poor gaygay has been suppressed and audited for so long, his funky ‘mo senses are warped, resulting in this abomination captured on camera.

You will note that Katie is gamely trying to get him to ride her ass to the music. Xenu bless his soul, the GMD is exerting so much effort, his perspiration has soaked through his shirt. Or maybe it’s a woman’s backside that’s making him so nauseous?


source Us Weekly