Lainey’s teeth must be in some bad shape cause I still haven’t heard from her and it’s been almost two hours. Ouch. So here’s a little something for you. I couldn’t resist.

Check out Stallone in his Ford Douchstang today in Beverly Hills. I had to do a double-take and read the credits twice to make sure he wasn’t filming a sequel to A Night at the Roxbury.


It’s Sly. In his car. And to make things even douchier, two of his daughters are in the front seat. Two. So the laws of coolness aren’t the only ones he’s breaking.

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