Now here"s a dilemmma…when you"re torn between two Hiltons, do you take the famewhore or do you choose the bitch? Check out Nicky in Miami the other day, rockin" a little Tara Reid around the middle. Kinda ironic coming from someone who only a few months ago called Mischa Barton a "fat pig", don"t you think? First of all, mentioning Mischa and fat in the same sentence is absolutely ludicrous. But more importantly, if you"re going to be so bold as to wage weight wars against Hollywood starlets, you better bet your boob job you can hold up your end of the bargain. And last time I checked, having ANYTHING in common with Tara Reid, including a dimply set of abs, is never, ever a good thing. Photos from Gossip Rocks