And this is what happens when you screw the creator of Girls Gone Wild. He was on Howard Stern, TMZ has the audio footage, and of course Howard being Howard, he asks him to rank his conquests. You’ll note, Joe Francis appears in much of the video footage taken from the Paris Hilton storage locker, now available on ParisExposed.com. In fact, a few days ago, Joe released a statement defending Paris and their right to privacy, expressing his intent to reclaim the items, sympathizing that Paris has been “victimized” yet again. Oddly enough though, he actually references the material from ParisExposed during the interview, pointedly directing people towards the site while talking about Paris’s mastery of the Art of Fellatio, asserting that Paris gives the best head anywhere, hands down. So wait. He’s suing the site, but he’s asking people to visit the site because it proves that Paris sucks superior? And doesn’t that lend credence to those reports that he and Paris are actually PROFITING from this sh-t? That it was all designed to happen in the first place? Shocker. But…while Joe is full of praise for Paris, the opposite is true with regards to Tara Reid. He basically says she’s the worst lay ever. Why? Well… because her house was too big for his junk, know what I mean? Listen for yourselves, click here and laugh your ass off.