I suppose it’s not that unusual. To be at an event in Hollywood and you’ve pretended to date/forced yourself to publicly date/secretly dated/oncef-cked half the room. Which one of those applies to Tom Cruise Jr aka Taylor Lautner?

Here he is, eager and earnest per usual, last night at the People’s Choice Awards. Who else was there? Well, when he was shooting Twilight in Vancouver, he had a puppy love thing happening with Selena Gomez. Soon as they got back to LA, he was up in Selena’s BFF’s face. Her name is Taylor Swift. Then Swifty ditched him to get with John Mayer, and while she tries to convince us in song that TL was sad about it, as far as relationships go, and preferences and such, I’m not actually sure Tom Cruise Jr has it quite figured out yet.

Of course Lautner was the official spokesperson when Eclipse won last night. As always, he enunciated every syllable, like 4 times, and bad- joke chuckles like an old man. Can they even find the line anymore? Before the real and product? Was there ever a line? Nice suit though.




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