I’m telling you, Tom Cruise Jr really IS Tom Cruise Jr. In so many ways.

This is Taylor Lautner leaving LAX today. Side by side, see for yourself. Right? And the security detail too. It’s the same! Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise Jr. They same body type, the same aviators, Jr’s even working the jaw clench now, and of course the same plastic machine Hollywood attitude. No spontaneity, no spirit, no who the f-ck are you? No really... who are you?

Tom Cruise Jr needs a personality. Friends and personality. And not Tom Cruise’s personality. Tom Cruise Jr’s supporters would say that Tom Cruise isn’t a bad comparison for a young actor like Lautner. Really? Because Tom Cruise is a freak. And his best friend is David Miscavige. I mean... maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m the only fringe crazy bitch who doesn’t think that’s a good idea. And maybe I’m the only fringe crazy bitch who is worried. Because it’s really only a matter of time before the official recruiting begins. Chills, chills, chills.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com and MATEI/Bauergriffinonline.com