If she’s really sick…my bad and I won’t speak of the sad smut.

But this is Hollywood. And she’s a child star. And she parades around on the red carpet desperating herself into stardom. Right now it’s open season. Especially since her rep AND THE DOCTOR had to issue a pre-emptive strike about her “near fatal condition”.

If you haven’t heard, it was announced today that Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen was hospitalised for a sore throat…or as her doctor explained:

"I have been treating Miss Taylor Momsen for the last few days. She has been hospitalized for a severe, potentially life-threatening throat infection since Sunday.”

Your first clue is the word “potentially”. That’s like saying a cold could potentially turn into pneumonia. It’s certainly not the same as saying that she actually HAD a life threatening throat infection.

She has however been looking like ass for weeks. Ass like the dead eyes. Ass like the nose looks wonk. Ass like Lindsay Lohan before she gets hospitalised for “exhaustion” once a year or so. Compare before and after photos – Taylor before summer, Taylor after summer.

The difference is undeniable.

So are they spinning? To head off a leak before it’s too late?


Was it simply strep throat?

Smutty sense all tingly.

File photos from Wenn.com