These are the final days...

Here’s Taylor Swift with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy in Hyannis Port this weekend where, as you know, she’s purchased a home on the Kennedy Compound. They kissed on the boardwalk. They held hands in the surf accessorised by polka dots and headbands and hipster bathers because, I dunno, it wouldn’t do to pretend to be first lady in your mind if the whole world has seen you in a g-bikini.

We all plan our wardrobes for our Summer Crushes. Or maybe that’s just me. But while the rest of us work and re-work our fantasy meet-cute screenplays, Taylor can make hers come true...including wardrobe requirements!

A song called Camelot? I really, really hope not. But...’s probably something we should start preparing for, don’t you think?