We-eeee! Are never, ever, ever
Getting back together

It’s trouble every time I hear it. When I hear it, I can’t get it out of my head. For at least an hour.

As for never, ever, ever...

Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy broke up. But...maybe not forever?

Page Six reports that Taylor is being honoured by the Kennedys at the RFK Gala on December 3 and Conor will be there “if he is allowed out of school”. The two are still talking. Or texting. However it is that that’s done now.

This sets up nicely then for a holiday reconciliation -- a Taylor Swift Kennedy Christmas. What would that look like beyond snowflakes and snow angels and levitating kisses under the mistletoe? Never mind. I just realised I don’t want to know.

Here’s Taylor in Paris today promoting RED.