LOVE Taylor Swift. Love that Taylor Swift won. Hate that Taylor Swift looked like this. Hurts me that she looked like this.

Taylor chose red for the carpet. Horrible beauty pageant red. She’s ancient in beauty pageant red. Even her hair is ancient in beauty pageant red. Grey hair! On Taylor Swift! Because of this ugly red dress – she’s too young, she’s too cute, she’s too lively for this poorly chosen red dress!

On stage it was short and blue and cowboy boots. Much better. Backstage it was gold and short and cowboy boots. Not bad. But we were starting from such a deficit…

Also, the David Copperfield gimmick was entirely unnecessary.

Taylor’s performance is below. Not her best vocals…

PS. How do you think Carrie Underwood feels about how many records Taylor Swift has sold?

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