Oh look! Tom Cruise Jr has a friend! It’s also an “ex girlfriend”. Just a day after bowling with her BFF Selena Gomez and Cory Monteith – click here for a refresher from yesterday – Taylor Swift hooked up for lunch with Tom Cruise Jr Taylor Lautner at The Farm. Her ma was there too. Swifty and Tom Jr left together in the same SUV supposedly headed for a hotel. Repeat: her ma was there too. Her ma would much rather her be dating plastic boy than undercover running around with John Mayer. And my sources say that sh-t is still going on. Besides, Tom Jr desperately needs some accessories his own age. So their little match was one giant emoticon smiley face. Only chemistry is everything. And right now it’s hard to imagine Taylor Lautner having chemistry with anything but a pair of cut-off jean shorts and a prewritten set of answers.

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