You might be tired of Taylor Swift’s friend-collecting but she’s not tired of showing you how many more friends she’s collected.

Taylor performed in London this weekend. And once again she had her model crew with her: Cara Delevingne, Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid, Martha Hunt, her best friend Karlie Kloss…

And now Serena Williams, 20-time Grand Slam champion, has joined the Swift Squad. But oh no, we’re not done yet. Because Taylor doesn’t aim low. Check out who else came to see her:



Emma Watson, Hermione herself.

I’m starting to think that Taylor Swift is better at boasting than even Gwyneth Paltrow. Speaking of Gwyneth Paltrow, she was there too:


#taylorswift thanks for giving me and my little man our best date night ever. #hydepark ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งโค๏ธ

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G and Taylor have been friends for a long time. You’ll recall, it was G who introduced Taylor and Jake Gyllenhaal. G watched Taylor’s show from the VIP section with Kate Hudson. Both had their sons with them.

Kate was also with Taylor a few days ago, having dinner with a group of people including Sienna Miller, Stella McCartney, and Adele. That’s right. Taylor Swift and Adele were hanging out.

One by one she’s picking them off all off. Like, Scientology could learn a lot from Taylor Swift’s recruitment strategy, non?

Since her army keeps growing then, Taylor can afford to be magnanimous:


Little known fact: Karlie is secretly an unofficial historian/London tour guide. Kind of.

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That’s Taylor with her new boyfriend and her ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. So much easier to forgive and forget when you’re the biggest pop star in the world and the guy who dumped you isn’t even making music anymore. The fact that his brother is proving that he’s the true talent doesn’t hurt either. Joe Jonas, to Taylor now, is almost charity.