The Daily Disintegration: Teri Hatcher"s face
This weekend at the GLAAD awards. So is there any wonder why the entire smutting universe thinks Ryan Seacrest is gay? What self respecting straight man would hit this? Teri Hatcher is an instant erection killer. And at this rate, the wretched hag is going to be single for life. Poor thing. Now I feel sorry for her. Maybe she needs a Friend. Maybe she needs the ocean.
She screamed at the Ocean
But the Ocean was silent
She pleaded with the Ocean
And the Ocean stayed quiet
Is the Ocean for Aniston only?