Seriously…why was Teri Hatcher at Fashion Rocks? Is Teri Hatcher hip? Remotely hip?

Please.

That face is frightening. And those questionable concrete tits, while not as offensive as Victoria Beckham’s, aren’t exactly appetising either.

Sigh…

Not everyone is Demi Moore.

In all fairness though, have heard from sources on the set of Desperate Housewives that Teri is chilling out. Word is she’s come back down to earth after letting Season 1 get into her head. She is more gracious, she is slightly more accommodating, and she is madly in love…which is a good thing if it lasts. If it doesn’t, they are bracing for the bitch.