The Daily Ugly: Joss Stone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2006 12:00:00 February 15, 2006 12:00:00
Via Saving Face. The girl has a crazy voice. Oozes talent. But my Goddess - what the frick is with her style??? Speaking from a feng shui perspective, I"m not a big fan of high boots with such an open dress, especially with the shoulders exposed. It"s imbalanced. It assaults the delicate weight of light and heavy. That, however, is not my main peeve. My main peeve is the purple satin footwear. It"s Professor Dumbledoor in drag. It"s a wizard with blonde locks and a jagged hem. And at the end of the day, it is wrong, wrong, wrong.

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