The Firecrotch & the Dance Floor Battle
Normal people fight over email. Or lunch. Or over the telephone. Celebrities, on the other hand, prefer the boogie down method. No words just moves. And according to People Magazine, Lindsay and Paris scrapped it out at a night club the other night until 7 in the morning. While the official word is that it ended up being a “draw”, I’m willing to bet your boob job that my skitty Lindsay bollocked that piece of heiress skank until the couture corns fell off her feet. Team Lindsay fuh-evah!