Here it is…

Heidi kills me. And poor Whitney doesn’t even get to show her face! Actually… NOT poor Whitney. Whitney was apparently the biggest bitch at this shoot. And Lauren was an insecure mess. And Audrina is dumb as f&cking ass.

Click here to revisit my exclusive report from the Rolling Stone photo shoot.

And fresh smut on Lauren from the White House dinner at the weekend: word is she lost her sh*t when she was getting ready as she was supposed to wear another dress and for one reason or another, it didn’t work out. She had a back up but there was some major drama making that happen – tears, desperation, a lot of victim talk like Nancy Kerrigan (whyyyyyyy! Whyyyyy!!!!) but it all went away when she saw Heidi. Am told Lauren had a good laugh at Heidi’s expense because she had to wear the same dress twice.

Always the old sh*t, never any new sh*t. Now that Gossip Girl is back on,  are you officially over The Hills? I am.