Don’t ask me why he’s there. Don’t even bother sending me whatever explanation about a movie or a tv show or some dvd or even worse, a new album. I don’t care.
There is only one reason The Hoff ever shows up anywhere and that is it to provide the cheese.
Don’t ask me who he has with him. Don’t bother sending me whatever explanation about who she is. I don’t care. It doesn’t matter.
All that matters is that there’s a woman out there who loves cheese so much she’s willing to be its date.
This is David Hasselhoff last night at the Brit Awards… presenting!!!???!!!!???
I am hungover and crusty. It’s tonic we all need.
Jump in My Car
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