Just a quick note about the smuggling food challenge I posted in the Halle Berry article.

Many of you have come with very admirable accomplishments. A plate of spaghetti is most memorable so far.

At the same time… you’ve all mentioned that your ghetto outside food sneaks have been at the movies.

Totally different ball game, y’all.

There is no security at the movies. They don’t check your bags.

At live events, they frisk, they rummage, they confiscate. With risk comes reward.

Again I say…chicken wings and dip. Beat it.