He’s very rarely papped. But he rarely goes to Nobu in Malibu which is where Thom Yorke was photographed the other day for dinner.

Been looking for a black leather cuff like his for a long time. They never fit my wrist. I have small wrists. Jacek says he’s grossed out sometimes by what he calls my “bird hands”. They’re all bones and craggly and they can slip into the smallest of bracelets because my wrists are so disproportionately little compared to the rest of my body. They don’t match my ass.

So anyway, I need a black leather cuff.

As for Thom…

He’s working with Flea from the Chili Peppers. Also Nigel Godrich, Joey Waronker, Mauro Refosco… yes, a new band and they’ll be playing some tracks from Eraser at the Orpheum Theatre in LA next week.

Here’s where Jacek starts jerking off. You are lucky bitches if you have tickets.

Thom’s been very active lately, releasing new songs on Dead Air Space and yes, as many of you have written (in dismay), he’s also been confirmed for the New Moon soundtrack…

Probably more to do with Chris Weitz than with Stephenie Meyer.

Still… there are consequences to the soundtrack selections. Radiohead fans are preparing themselves for an onslaught of Twi-Hards fronting like they can actually appreciate The Hollow Earth, buying copies of Amnesiac just to say they have it, and making babies to Lykki Li’s Knocked Up like it’s the most “badass” song they’ve ever heard.


Do we have to share with them?

All For The Best

Lykke Li Knocked Up

Please note none of these are on the soundtrack.

Photos from Flynetonline.com