Tilda Swinton was honoured last night at the Museum of Modern Art in New York. It was also her 53rd birthday. Look at her. She is ageless. She is spectacular. How spectacular?

Karl Lagerfeld was her date. Like, HE had to accompany HER to the event.

Karl doesn’t gift that out to just anyone.

David Bowie was there too. David Bowie doesn’t just step out for anyone.

And Anna Wintour. Anna Wintour doesn’t just show up for anyone either.

It was Tilda’s night. She wore metallic and white. You know who else wore metallic and white?

Mrs Timberlake.

Mrs Timberlake graced the occasion with her presence, a representative of her great husband, like Princess Catherine for the future king. Just for kicks, I checked out Mrs Timberlake’s IMDB profile before writing this post. Here’s how it opens:

“Jessica Biel, with her striking good looks and wide range of talent, has become one of Hollywood's most sought-out actresses.”

We might need an update, non?

A resumé should always begin with the most important details:

“Jessica Biel married pop superstar Justin Timberlake in October 2012. Timberlake has sold millions of albums worldwide and recently received the MTV Video Vanguard Award. He began his career as a member of the boy band NSYNC. He previously dated Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz. Timberlake celebrated his wedding by jumping on his wife on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine. His wife started her acting career in television. He is helping her become a fashion girl. She recently attended an event in celebration of the career of the acclaimed Tilda Swinton.”