Duana emailed while the photos were being loaded last night and told me to get online so we could argue about the dress porn. But the game was on. And I couldn’t disturb the energy. So we emailed instead. But we only ended up discussing Tina Fey. Duana thought her makeup was terrible. I thought it suited the night. Should Tina walk around like this all the time? Of course not. But I was enthralled with the pantsuit and the pantsuit wanted some eye drama. The pantsuit didn’t care for a pale palette conservative eye. So the pantsuit got what it wanted.

Had she f-cked with her hair as well as with her face, it would have been a problem for me. But given that the hair was almost completely untouched, I enjoyed the excess of the eyes. It struck a balance. It was even. On a feng shui level I thought she complied. Judging from your emails this morning however, most of you are Team Duana.

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