Total gorgessity – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, no longer a model for Victoria’s Secret, taunting the minions with their genetic perfection.

Have to admit though – love them together. Because on the most shallow, superficial level they just look right together. Means nothing in the long run, I know. But still…aesthetically at least….they are probably as flawless as it gets although if you go my Celebrity Baby Theory, doesn’t bode well for the offspring.

A refresher for those who"ve asked recently:

Hot + hot = Ugly
Hot + average = Fairly attractive
Average + Average = Hot
Horse face stars + gay husbands = Cute
Hot + Ugly = Ugly
Average + Ugly = Uglier
Ugly + Ugly = Donatella Versace