It’s been a month since Tom Brady and the Patriots won the Super Bowl. These are the first shots of them together since. They were in New York on Sunday with the kids, living their perfect life of perfection, where the word “enough” doesn’t exist in their vocabulary.

What can I say here?

There is no combination of words that will ever be perfect enough to describe how perfect they are…

Except, wait, maybe…

Maybe the way he wears his pants.

Maybe he could wear them better.

But, sh-t, if that’s the only thing, you know we’re scraping.