It was reported last week that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are expecting. They visited a medical clinic together. No immediate denial ensued, everyone assumed they had made a perfect zygote.

After practice today with the Patriots, Tom was asked about it. His answer: No. He also shook his head. And then he added:

"One is enough."

Now that is a pretty definitive statement.

It’s enough to deny the rumour. But to go further and explain that his only child is sufficient, especially when they’re just married and there are years and years ahead…?

Maybe I’m reading too much into it.

Or maybe G is like me and hates babies.

Oh but wait. She doesn’t hate babies. She loves babies. She loves Jack. So…

Weird, non?

This is the appropriate tabloid response: G doesn’t want to gain weight.

Gisele denies Tom more children! He threatens to leave!

It’s too easy.


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