Credit where credit is due… he actually poked fun at his own vertical challenge.

Here’s the Gay Midget Dwarf in Amsterdam yesterday promoting Lions for Lambs costarring Robert Redford and Meryl Streep – his Oscar bid for the upcoming season.

As usual, Tom milked the fans, spending an hour signing autographs and posing for photos. At one point however a local reporter presented him with traditional Dutch wooden clogs, two large pairs and one little pair, and as he held onto the mini ones, Tom looked over at the adult sized clogs and said:

"Are the others for Katie and Suri? Thank you!""


Maybe now he’ll stop wearing his lifts?