So the GMD has a new job: starring in movie about a Hitler assassination attempt directed by Bryan Singer. Bryan Singer helmed Superman, directed X-Men and X2, is very cute in a very fresh young gay kind of way…and thought Tom Cruise would be a perfect addition to his cast, even though Tom had not originally planned on participating after his studio acquired the rights to the script. Oh really??? No doubt the beginning of a VERY fruitful partnership. I can see it now: long hours on set, meticulously going through lines, private rehearsal sessions after hours…anything to make the project the absolute best most marvelous most amazing most magnificent project it can possibly be. Can you see him pumping his fist? Smiling with every tooth? Popping a c*ckstand? Source Thanks to Jacqueline for the tip!